Linguistic humor, How to cook a turkey
- Go buy a turkey.
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or JD.
- Put turkey in the oven.
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
- Set the degree at 375 ovens.
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
- Turn oven the on.
- Take 4 whisks of drinky.
- Turk the bastey.
- Whiskey another bottle of get.
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
- Take the oven out of the turkey.
- Take the oven out of the turkey.
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
- Turk the carvey.
- Get yourself another scottle of botch.
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out.