Linguistic humor, The search for signs of intelligent life in the universe

Source: Jane Wagner. 1986. The search for signs of intelligent life in the universe. Harper & Row.

Morphology

I worry if peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? (25)

I worry whoever thought up the term "quality control" thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand. (26)

Semantics

All my life I've always wanted to be somebody. But I see now I should have been more specific. (35)

Other

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. (133)