BUSH STARTS CABINET SELECTION
By GYM JONES
"We're looking for something with a little more class than the current
administration," said Bush referring to the White House kitchen as
President Clinton has decorated it with bright purple cabinets bearing
Elvis Presley's "TCB" Lightning-bolt logo. Bush liked the look of
several cabinets, but seemed to have severe difficulty operating them. "I
just can't get the hang of this open and close idea," Bush said. "Maybe
that's why he never puts the toilet seat down," quipped the assumed First
Lady.
Over the weekend Mr. and Mrs. Bush will continue to shop for home
improvement and decorating items. "We need new rugs, a non-semen stained
couch, a couple of gun racks, some nice new electric chairs, a plastic
Virgin Mary statue for the front lawn, and definitely quite a few more
cocktail glasses," said the Texas Governor.
AUSTIN, TX, NOVEMBER 11 - Assuming victory after a Florida recount gave him
a slight lead over vice-president Gore, a confident George W. Bush began to
make his White House cabinet selections. Bush and his wife Laura visited
several home improvement and kitchen stores on Friday afternoon looking for
the perfect fit.