Linguistic humor, Science

Useful definitions

equator A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
germinate To become a naturalized German.
liter A nest of young puppies.
magnet Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
momentum What you give a person when they are going away.
planet A body of Earth surrounded by sky.
rhubarb A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
vacuum A large, empty space where the pope lives.

Did you know …?

A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.

Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.

The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.

The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects.

The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.

Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.