Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? Junior: You said it was my lunch money.
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. Sammy: You can't fool me, Teacher snakes don't have feet.
Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Jose: Don't bite any.
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". Ellen: I is Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." Ellen: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."