Linguistic humor, Kids' jokes


Q. Why do seagulls live the by the sea.
A. Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. If you are American outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom?
A. European.

Lexical ambiguity

Q. What kind of school uniforms do bees wear?
A. Yellow jackets.

Q. Why can't you play cards on a small boat?
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.