The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feetmiss a car payment.
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.