Linguistic humor, How not to order quiche

At the post-election reconciliation breakfast, the attractive waitress asks Gore what he would like. Gore replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks Dubya.

He replies, "How about a quickie?"

"Why, Mr. President-elect!" the waitress says, "How rude!! I wouldn't even expect that from President Clinton in public!"

As the waitress storms away, Gore leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced keesh."