At the post-election reconciliation breakfast, the attractive waitress asks Gore what he would like. Gore replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks Dubya.
He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President-elect!" the waitress says, "How rude!! I wouldn't even expect that from President Clinton in public!"
As the waitress storms away, Gore leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced keesh."