TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ABOUT THE ELECTION BUT AREN’T
By Steve Milano
#1 I’d like to see John Zogby’s poll.
#2 Katherine Harris is examining Al Gore’s briefs.
#3 We’re really looking forward to four years of Bush.
#4 Dan Rather’s really embarrassed about being premature on election
night.
#5 This chad wasn’t poked very hard, but it is pregnant.
#6 Florida is experiencing electile dysfunction.
#7 Fold it once and slip it into the box.
#8 Any sentence with the words, "hand," "manual" and "palm."
#9 Clinton offered Gore broad support during the election.
#10 Bush chose Cheney as his running mate because he thought women
voters would respond to Dick.