| a decimal point | I'm a dot in place |
| Alec Guinness | genuine class |
| animosity | is no amity |
| contradiction | Accord not in it |
| desperation | A rope ends it |
| dormitory | dirty room |
| eleven plus two | twelve plus one |
| evangelist | evil's agent |
| mother-in-law | woman Hitler |
| semolina | is no meal |
| slot machines | cash lost in 'em |
| snooze alarms | Alas! no more Z's |
| the earthquakes | that queer shake |
| the Morse code | Here come dots |
| the public art galleries | Large picture halls, I bet |
| year two thousand | a year to shut down |