He: Statement. Statement. Statement. Question? She: Agreement. He: Reassuring statement. Confident statement. Confident statement. Overconfident statement. She: Question? He: Elaborate defensive excuse. She: Half-hearted agreement. He: Insecure statement. Distracted statement. Absurd statement. She: Clarification question? He: Panicked bull***t explanation. Quick meaningless comic nonsequitur. Fake laughter. Fake laughter. Accidental compliment of physical characteristics. She: Pleased response. He: Shocked continuation of meaningless comic nonsequitur. Relieved laughter. She: Superficial compliment. He: Self-assured agreement as denial. Exaggerated statement. Exaggerated statement. Grossly exaggerted statement. She: Clarification question? He: Extremely exaggerated elucidation. She: Mental compliment with accidental double entendre. He: Confident laughter. Confident, suggestive proposition. She: Violent denial! He: Aghast repetition as question. She: Disgusted violent denial! He: Defensive incriminating implication. She: Offended retort! He: Aggressive childish insult. She: Disbelieving rhetorical question? He: Aggressive childish insult. She: Stunned silence. He: Aggressive childish insult! She: Defensive childish insult! ((overlapping insults)) He: Attempted condescending conclusive statement. She: Brilliant, scathing remark with literary allusion and long-term devastating scatalogical implications. He: Pathetic self-revelation.